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Keywords and their meaning.
Fine:
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are
right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how woman
looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five minutes:
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football
game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's
an even trade.
Nothing:
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing"
is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with
the word "Fine".
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows):
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine".
Go Ahead (normal eyebrows):
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't
care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead"
in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine"
and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools
off.
Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you over "Nothing".
Soft Sigh:
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one
of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your
best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
Oh:
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let
me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing
last night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do
not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is
"Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window,
but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh"
as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie.
Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows
"Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring
myself to write about them.
That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction
with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future
when she has plotted
and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
Please Do:
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance
to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it
is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
Thanks:
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
Thanks A Lot:
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks
A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh",
as she will only tell you "Nothing".
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