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A LITTLE FLIGHTY
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When I arrived for my daughter's parent-teacher conference, the teacher
seemed a bit flustered, especially when she started telling me that my little
girl didn't always pay attention in class and was sometimes a little
flighty. "For example, she'll do the wrong page in the workbook,"
the teacher explained, "and I've even found her sitting in the
wrong desk."
"I don't understand that," I replied defensively. "Where
could she have gotten that?"
The teacher went on to reassure me that my daughter was still doing fine
in school and was sweet and likable. Finally, after a pause, she added,
"By the way, Mrs. Johnson, our appointment was for tomorrow."
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The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
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Ancestors
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The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come
to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street
wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and
grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose -- how to
handle that great-uncle George, who was executed in the electric
chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The book appeared. It said "Great-uncle George occupied a chair
of applied electronics at an important government institution, was
attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as
a great shock."
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The Golfer
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A golfer whose car broke down flagged down a passing bus and got aboard.
He sat down on the bus with his pockets bulging with golf balls next to
a little old lady.
The little old lady kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her he said, "It's
golf balls."
She quickly replied, "Does it hurt as bad as tennis elbow?"
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The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to
have any.
-Katherin Whitehorn
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Ahhhhh Teenagers
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My daughter had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother
asked how the interview went. She replied pretty good I think, but if I
go to work there I won't get a vacation unless I'm married.
Her mother of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked "is
that what they told you?
She replied, no they didn't tell me that, but on the application it said
"vacation time may not be taken until you've had your 'First
Anniversary'"
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The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
CAN YOU RELATE TO THIS?
It is about income tax time again. Maybe many of us can relate to the following:
The IRS received through the mail a batch of bottons with the following
note: "You got the shirt last year."
Rick
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My Choices
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It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the Northwest.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man
seated in front of me.
"What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no,"
she replied.
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A LITTLE GIFT
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After being away on business, Clarence McDougal thought it would be nice
to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?"
he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That is a bit much,"
said Clarence.
So the clerk returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still
quite a bit," Clarence groused.
Growing annoyed, the cosmetics clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
"What I mean," said Clarence, "is I would like to see something
really cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
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The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
"Experience is the worst teacher: it gives the test before presenting
the lesson."
- Vernon Law
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