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Parrot
Mary received a parrot as a gift . The parrot was fully grown with a very
bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive: those
that weren't expletives were to say the least, rude. Mary tried to change
the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite Words and playing soft
music...anything she could think of.
Nothing worked.
She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and The
bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary
put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace. For a few moments
she heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then,
suddenly there was absolute quiet.
Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly
opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended
arm and said "I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language
and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my
behavior and I am sure it will never happen again".
Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about
to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask
what the chicken did?"
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