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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and announces:
"Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro."
"What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the English driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
" Err Quattro is just the name of the car, " the Englishmen retort
disbelievingly. Just look at the manufacturers documents: this car
is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs
man.
"Quattro meansa four. You hava da fiva people ina your car and you
are therefore breakin'a de law".
The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor
over
-I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Excussie," responds the Italian official, "he can'ta
come. He'sa
busy with two guys ina Fiat Uno."
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