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An Australian is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam,
when an American chewing chewing-gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted
conversation.
American : "You Australians eat the whole bread?"
Australian : "Of course"
American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we
only eat whats inside. The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia.
American: Dy'ya eat jam with the bread?"
Australian : Of course
American (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): We don't.
In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds
and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to Australia.
Australian : "Do you have sex in America?"
American with a big smirk: " Of course we do"
Australian : "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American : "Throw them away of course"
Australian : "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them,
melt
them down into chewing gum and sell it to America".
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