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A Builder's Influence
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all
the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She
hung around and eventually the construction crew more or less adopted her
as a kind of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch
breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing a dollar.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate
words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had
received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they
got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked
the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young
age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew building
a house all week."
"My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will you be
working on the house again this week too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those useless arseholes at the
timber yard ever bring us the *&_\$#@! wood we need."
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