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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through
the clouds,
"Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,"What is it?"
"It's a planet, replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going
to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance"
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people
and over there is a continent of black people" God continued, pointing
to different countries. "And over there, I call this place America.
North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will
be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central
America which is a hot spot. Can you see the balance?"
"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by God's work, then he pointed
to a large land mass and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah" said God. "That's Australia, the most glorious place
on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and
an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous
and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely
sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout
the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them
super-human, un-defeatable cricket and rugby players who will be admired
and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then said: "You said
there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the ugly, whingeing, sheep-rooting,
Kiwi bastards I'm putting next to them".
Courtesy A.Watchorn 2000
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